IT'S THE MIRACLE OF BIRTH

I'm getting tired of the public getting blamed for the shortcomings of the "fourth estate." The press has a job to do. It's like if the postal service only delivered birthday cards with pictures of puppies on them because people would rather receive those than their utility bills.

Myrtle is the Supreme of my heart.

I went to a couple cat cafes in Tokyo and they were great! Sure, a bunch of the cats were standoffish but a lot of them were friendly. Maybe eve a little too friendly...

I guess they made Russian Roulette an event this year...

The number of babies being made is not at all proportional to the number of damn baby pics my friends are posting on Facebook.

She used the venue because, like it or not, this is how we communicate with one another now. This is what you have to do to make people listen. I can't imagine the amount of courage it took her to do this. I also can't imagine the stomach-dropping feeling her abuser must have had when she heard her on the other end of…

I once accidentally stood in back of a mannequin because I thought he was someone in line.

Whoever pays $25,000 for one night at the New York Palace is an idiot because it isn’t worth a dime over $24,000. There is a stain on the Persian carpet in the entry foyer and a few scratches on the Asiago marble vanity.