Look, there’s only one Jalop alum who qualifies as fancy, and you ain’t her.

This one goes out to everyone who has ever said “only fans of this series should be on the review”, a practice that serves nobody except the fans who were already gonna play the game anyway. 

Preach

There’s no good reason to force people to work in an office if they are getting all their work done remotely without issue. Especially when doing it remotely has benefits: less money and time lost to commuting, for example.

“... recent high-level hires responsible for selling employees on the policy, like Chief Administrative Officer Brian Bulatao and Chief Communications Officer Lulu Cheng Meservey, have full-time remote status.”

Capitalists got embarrassed paying massive bills/taxes for their giant empty campus/office complex during lockdown and now taking it out on the workers.

Well, that’s all well and good for your hypothetical company, but Blizzard appears to be chugging along just fine the way things are.

The bidet agenda is strong.

You sure it’s not “never make a bet unless you’re prepared to lose”?

Yea, those idiots I tend to just ignore. Generally whenever someone screams “woke” it’s a good signal to just go “mm hmm, sure buddy, ok. You go play with your blocks now” and move on to a different review.

“Natural” monopolies are still bad. Microsoft is already so large it should be broken up into a software company, a cloud service company and a gaming company.

The answer to the question of “should we ban Nazis?” is always yes. Glad I could help.

I think most people wouldn’t give a fuck if they weren’t also trying to play the “this is totally apolitical” card. People don’t like being bullshitted.

I mean, you play as a cop that goes into a building without announcing themselves, and immediately pulls a gun on the first person they see, and begins shooting. This rendered in police-cam footage often associated with police murdering people without due cause.

I cut boot leather out of my diet.

If it was REALLY realistic, the video would cut out before, during, and after every time you shoot someone.

Yep, I think you’ve nailed it.

guess i’ll repeat what i always do;

37mph is slow enough that it’s unlikely to explode a pedestrian’s head or anything. I guess if this leads to fewer high speed chases, this is good? The trackers look big and obvious enough to limit most creeptastic uses.