Or you could just....I dunno, relax and not take it so seriously?

Thanks to all the posters in this thread letting for us know that Tatis didn’t literally jump a second time.

Thanks for clearing that up. I though he actually had super powers. 

You’d weep at the first micro-aggression you’d face within an hour of your first shift of you ever tried to be a cop.

Cops are not an identity group, they’re a profession. It is impossible to commit a “micro-aggression” against someone for being a fucking cop. They have made a choice to become instruments of state violence and racist oppression and deserve all the scorn and mockery that they get for that.

Spanfeller, is that you?  You really still doing the “stick to sports” bit?

“Before publishing” is a key word in that phrase.

OP’s a burner account.

Yeah. Video game news sites should only blow the police and hump the military’s dick.

I learned (as a child) not to get in a car with strangers. Especially those with candy.

Yes, all of them. You can’t participate in an institution that is systemically corrupt and discriminatory, and which exists to maintain a corrupt power structure and then turn around and claim to have clean hands. Even the ones you would call “the good ones” protect the bad ones and they system that empowers them, and…

...the NYPD is among the worst police departments for officer accountability despite being because it’s one of the most well-funded in the United States.

I must interpret this differently than most. I don’t see any disrespect to the artist but rather an acknowledgement that with this particular card the artist signature has little bearing on the value. Now if it was the least desired card the same artist drew and it was signed, then it probably would have a significant…

Your physical copy still wouldn’t work here because accessing the DRM server isn't a physical/digital issue. 

Wow, that is a spectacularly low fucking bar. Especially in regards to someone who presided over the most hostile Senate in decades yet still seems to think “unity” and reaching across the aisle is possible when half that senate clearly has no regard for reality

Who shit in your corn flakes this morning?

Control is possibly my favorite game, full stop. I admit, I’m a bit of a Remedy fangirl, I loved Alan Wake and Quantum Break too. So if we get that Alan Wake sequel and more Control, I’m in. Jesse is a great protagonist, but its a big universe and Alan was also considered for the role of director. If they could get…

No shit. If the cops are that jumpy they need to be in another line of work.

Most of the time missing kids have just run away/gone somewhere without telling anyone. Hopefully that’s the case here.

It’s been a constant puzzle. Why do so many people feel loyalty to this absolute trash person? I get that he validates the bigotry and racism of the lumpen. I’m talking more about the people who work for him. He’s shown over and over that he will turn on anyone if that’s what it takes to get his way. Does he really…