These pics crack me up. The trashiest people in the nation get inside the Capitol, and what do they do? Act like trash. 

That Washington Times article was pulled down after the company mentioned in it threatened legal action, so yeah, it was a complete fabrication.

Time to bring out that special gif I save exclusively for Matt Gaetz:

Doesn’t matter what they try in Georgia now. The bottle is uncorked and black americans are more motivated now than ever. Next election there won’t be a pandemic to worry about (god willing) and in-person will rule the day. And they’ll show up, because they are tired and DONE with this shit.

Are you seriously trying to defend these seriously misguided people? Show me a legitimate source of election fraud! Something, anything. You all have had 9 weeks to come up with something, and there is nothing. 

At this point, I’m really not sure why you think you have a relevant opinion on anything.

What Rowling has said is shit. Don’t defend this bigot she has more than enough money to do it herself. If someone says awful things they should be held accountable. 

You go skydiving you take a risk, you go scuba diving you take a risk, you chose to go to the gun range you take a risk. You hop on a bike on busy city streets YOU ARE TAKING A RISK

So much this.  Want to be an equal road user?  Act like one.

Did you read the article, especially the quote I snipped?

Pedestrian injuries did fall 80 percent — from 16 to 3 — during the police crackdown, which ended on July 26, but bike injuries didn’t budge, Hofmann said. The operation focused on dangerous driver behaviors, such as speeding and failure to yield.

great, now add rent relief to the package so i don’t go homeless you goddamn motherfuckers.

Of course. But there are many, many other problems that need solving where the roadblocks appear to be by choice, not inherent.

Nobody tells me what to write. Don’t be a jerk. 

So, nobody here asked me to write this. Nobody here asked me to go on this trip. I did it because I want to. Because adventures are fun.

The great thing about writing for Jalopnik is that I get out of this job whatever I put into it. If I want to do fun shit, I do it, and then I write about it. I write about racing…

because about 40% of this country has the emotional maturity of a toddler. 

Anyone who takes pleasure in antagonizing another human doesn’t deserve the air they breathe.

Not a Racist
Not a Bigot
Not a Sexist
Not a Democrat

no, just works for Etsy

It’s a goddamn mask, not a diving helmet. Wear the mask or gtfo.