I’m not impressed until they drink the sarcophagus water.

I would love to see her roast Mike Pence in a debate. He short-circuits at the thought of having a meeting with a woman, so having to debating a black woman would literally melt him. 

One step closer to me not being part of this car community any more. I know I am not alone here, but Gizmodo has ruined this site. Jalopnik used to be a bright spot during my day, but it seems like Jim Spanfeller is hellbent on ruining everything great that went on within the Gizmodo Group.

Me, after reading these news...

It’s the unsavory blend of herbs.

I agree 100%. Biden brings the experience and inside-man bona fides to the ticket anyway, let’s get somebody young, smart, and charismatic to balance the ticket!

you know, the more I hear the ‘lack of experience’ argument (for anyone, beto, pete, whoever!), the more it seems to be really bad faith.

As for it being “super illegal” to run a Cannonball... Last time I checked, this was a car enthusiast blog

HFA apparently means Huge Fucking Assholes.

“... there are buku blubber butts with enough cash...”

It’s as though the flag of convenience suddenly has become an inconvenience.

A million times this. They registered in random island nations to avoid paying taxes and so they could pay their workers next to nothing. Fuck em. Hope they all go belly up. 

Psh Noob.

Because your respiratory droplets are going to soak that mask, so if you touch it you now have respiratory droplets on your hands, which will be transferred to the next thing you touch.

Marshall would like to have a word with you. LOL

A bit of context for folks who, like me, were very confused to see a post like this at a time like this:

This should be one of the government’s primary functions—common stockpile and logistics of potentially critical citizen-need items. Too busy doing insider trading and padding their pockets from large donors, I guess.

Not the country, just our global status and national self image.

I know, and now they have this new virus, too.