This is incredibly reductive, and ignores a bunch of factors, but:
Good, Fast, Cheap.
Pick 2.
The world chose Good and Fast.

First thing I noticed about that interior shot too.

Oh dammit, good catch.

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I have nothing against Mr. Russell and I wish him great success, but I also hope he finishes lower than 11th just to watch people do the mental gymnastics.

And if he can’t put in a Hamilton worthy performance (It is just all the car, after all, right?) I look forward to the contrite apologies and acknowledgements that perhaps there is something special about Lewis’s performance.

This and other jokes I tell myself, next Monday.

I knew who Kadabra was in 1998, I didn’t learn of the existence of Uri Geller until 2018 when he was mentioned on an episode of The Last Podcast on the Left.

I will vote for whatever party keeps the Conservatives out of my riding. The Liberals are corrupt, yes, but they really bad at it and every time they do shady shit, we catch them immediately.

I kinda like the look.

Fingers crossed for your folks. 

My brother (over the phone) and I had to talk to our parents who still insist on going to Aruba in January. They’ve been tut-tutting people regularly for months, have been listening to responsible news sources and we’re still insisting on going because “They were going to travel safely.” I grant you, we’re in Ontario,…

Oh wow! Huh. Can’t unsee that.

If you're wearing the mask for extended periods, tape the top edge of the mask to your face and it will cut down on your glasses fogging by 90-95%. I've been doing it for months at work and it works a charm. Use paper tape as it's gentle on the skin but adhesive enough to last for hours. Don't rip it off when you're…

Two words: Paper tape.

If you’re wearing a mask for extended periods with glasses, I recommend the paper tape that hospitals use for things like keeping IV lines in place. Really helpful, just like, don’t rip it off when you’re taking the tape off, the skin under your eyes is particularly sensitive.

This picture.

Oh I fully expect I’ll hit a spike strip at some point and lose control and wrap around a tree or something, but fuck it, at that point living was never the goal.

If I intend to make it out alive? Debaged silver Mercedes C63.
If I’m going out in style? Lamborghini Murcielago LP670-4 SV in Ithica Verde please.

Congratulations and making the jump from Oppo to the main page! Since you’ve already outlined you’ve got your dream cars already, please write an article outlining how the hell you have everything parked, because it’s giving ME anxiety.

That’s a fun mix!