Look, Bradley, I can only do so much here. I’m saving the Manuels, I got me a FiST, I'm doing my best without going broke.

*Laughs in Games Workshop*

What a fucking hero, that’s all I gotta say.

Dahmer knew how to keep his mouth shut, and when he was close to getting caught was much more wiley talking his way out of the situation. There's no way this guy could keep his mouth shut for more than 5 hours without bragging to the world he's got a living room floor worth of corpses hiding under there.

You'll have to excuse me if I'm not feeling overly sympathetic for the dealership.

Gorgeous machine.

Some shithead with a trust fund might’ve said it once.

… I mean, now that you mention it, I could go for a Snickers McFlurry too.

I’m literally to the point now where I can only watch the morning news for about 15 minutes while eating breakfast before I go to work. Beyond that, I read it. I can only just barely listen to the news anymore.

Did you let this one out of the greys?

I see that you too have read the Lorne Michaels style guide.

You get a star for the Fringe reference. Damn I miss that show.

Oh I wish I had more than one star to give.

I’d consider it...

Unfortunately he’ll probably fall in with a white supremacist gang in prison pretty quick because of his notoriety.

I saw the No Man’s Sky trap from a mile away and left my interest at the door.

Aww man, why’d you have to go and remind me about that. I think Sim City will go down as the biggest disappointment in gaming I’ve ever experienced.

Don’t you dare boost his ego, his takes are bad enough.

(I do kinda mean that from a place of love.)

I was hesitant first, but this, while not being ideal, could do what you say. Get them out on the track, get them in comparable vehicles and start doing laps and generating concentrated data. You can’t argue with the data. If you start seeing talent posting incredible laps, then someone in another series will take…

I’ve always thought he was more of a tulpa, that the kids projected their belief that the hat was magic and that magic imbued the snowman with life that acted independently.