Rallycross!

This, more of this. Much more of this. Do more of this. Please.

I see what you did there, and I love it.

Well, it’s still the U.S. so technically, as long as you aren’t showing your junk, no.

What the hell am I looking at? The steps to starting a nuclear reactor?

My favourite theory, that is absolutely false, was that JFK’s head spontaneous exploded, the force being so strong that a piece of his skull hit and wounded Governor Connally. It’s a dumb theory, but I love it.

They’ll probably just say they were standing their ground and walk away scott-free.

Inspired by Lexus?

Edit: KIIIINNNNJJJJAAAAAA!!!!

In peace time, sure.

Might be more helpful to pray to NIOSH or their Bolivian equivalent.

Hey, it’s okay, feelings seem to be just as good as facts these days.

...fuck.

I mean, if you were looking to get a Miata, why not?

I’m in my own golden age because I have a car that’s mine and one I’ve wanted for a long time. Ford Fiesta ST, yeah it’s not the 500 Abarth that I wanted above all, but I’ve got a car that I love, that I’m going to hold on to (“There goes old man Chaplain in that gas powered non-autonomous shopping cart.” They’ll…

I wonder how many peoples heads ‘Ms. B.J. Smegma’ went over.

This is an excellent initiative Splinter, looking forward to more of this.

Good thinking, my witless ass would’ve led them straight to my house.

In the land of the fog, only the person who can identify cars by headlights is king.

I’m gonna need you to simulate me some more cash.

HOLY FUCK.

There is absolutely no proof that DONALD J. TRUMP KILLED A MAN IN NYC ON JULY 12TH, 1988.