Please don’t give Ernest Cline anymore ideas.

So this movie is about big monster fights? I knew it!

I personally prefer the sequel, Softcore Henry, to the original.

For those of you who A. think he’s going to stay locked up during the entire sentence and/or B. think he’s not just going to get out and do the same/similar bullshit after jail and continue to be ok financially, then you apparently don’t understand white collar criminals.

The hardest core gangsters NEVER had anything written about them other through the stories others told.

That sucks. After all, if you’re anything like me, then I’m sure you used to love that show with the alien that ate cats just as much as I did.

Yea, and you were the guy who kept coming out of that room and trying to distract the clerk at the counter with small talk.

From an episode of The Critic:

My cousin’s best friend had a run in with Haitian Jack’s crew back in the day.

Among the hundred other things that made Notorious smokey garbage, was the fact that the flashback of when Biggie was a young kid in the 80s was maybe the laziest attempt at a flashback I’ve ever seen in my life.

When Biggie died/ They came out with Biggie fries

CARL: You’re my best friend, Michonne.

Oh fuck, this is Black Panther?

Could you edit this and type “fanboys” in that comment a few more times, please.

In a related story, a Federal Judge has dismissed the accusation that “Shake It Off” is to be considered actual music.

It’s been shown a shitload in psychological studies that pedophiles and sex offenders who are castrated, whether physically or chemically, will find other ways to satisfy their urges.

What if Heavenly Creatures was kind of boring?

It’s not sent directly at anyone on here or anyone in particular.

I’m pretty sure that wasn’t fudge.

Jesus christ...when is this shit going to end?