I told people years ago I thought Ansari was a shitty comic.

Why do people keep believing any of these fucking Hollywood types, man or woman, when they say anything?

Hate to be that guy, but I just wanted to point out something:

Yea, while I agree, that whole “That’s not a real job!” statement is some shit I always can’t rock with.

Sure, The Boondocks predicted that.

But haven’t we been doing that for the last century?

One thing about Koalas that is true (an even more hilarious) is that they’re probably the dumbest of all mammals (and known to be less intelligent than several bird species).

That review title...

I hope this goes better than your infamous “Butterface Week”.

I wonder if he’ll do a reboot of Millennium then?

It was pretty much 40 minutes of exposition interrupted by a Ford Mustang ad.

Damn, you really roasted Java the Hut with that pour choice of words.

That looks like the worst “Before and After” photo of all time.

For fuck’s sake J.J., you’re amateur!

This will make me feel much better considering that now I don’t have to look right into the shifty eyes of those poor people while I scan through my $45/lb organic chai cupcake batter.

Chad Kroeger was on Jeopardy?

On a somewhat brighter note, that is also related, I would HIGHLY recommend the youtube channel Internet Comment Etiquette. There’s gold in almost every one of his videos (The Flat Earther one is maybe the best).

This is clearly some bullshit you made up.

**Sean O’Neal tweets Alien Ant Farm’s address**

Well...