I would imagine “Get off my lawn!” will soon become cursed itself.

Agreed.  Wholeheartedly.

Are you talking about Watchmen, or a Nicolas Sparks movie?

and then goes into very lengthy detail about how she was attracted to her college professor, jacked him off against his will, and then kidnapped his child before the police stepped in

That would just be stupid.

Captain Fantastic’s George MacKay and Game Of Thrones’ Dean-Charles Chapman star as those soldiers

Oh come the fuck on, Fiona. You had an opportunity to say, “You’ve been a baaad baaad...boy!” on this and didn’t take advantage?

Dowd, stop talking shit that Scorcese is the last of the great gangster movie filmmakers.

I wonder if he’s going to read a book about how the mediocrity of his eight years was so safe and easy for boomers that they are now willing to threaten us all with putting his numbskull secondary up. This, in turn, will lead for said numbskull to lose against the even heavier-level numbskull who currently sits as our…

Ahh, yes. Dogs. The superior pet!

The only thing I would like to add here (and I think we can all agree on) is that Mike Moh was spot on as Lee.

Come on, cut our boy Walt some slack.

For a second there, I thought it was called “ViacomBS”.

I don’t believe you. Sorry, but this story just sounds a little fishy.

I hate every ape I see.

I was gonna comment that this news might semi-spoil all future Fast movies (as in you know pretty much everyone gonna make it unscathed by the end), but then I remembered these movies are so braindead you have to force yourself to not know where these “plots” go.

Wrong.

“Would you like to buy Nintendo Money™? It’s money that’s made just for the park. It works just like regular money but it’s...uh...fun.”

You thought that was worse than the fact that they decided on Little St. James to be the final location of the event?

Fuck, you serious?!

I been practicin my stage-burnin’ molotov throw for weeks now. And my hand was all ready for some serious ass grabbin’.