The lesson here is clear:

Are you talking about this, or a Dinesh D’Souza doc?

TIMELINE OF WI-FI ENABLED GOOD GUY DOLL ROLL OUT:

I still contend Hereditary was complete schlock disguised as a dark horror movie, and was done completely intentionally.

Even if Dowd and most other critics (and the public at large) find this comic book movie very mediocre, fear not. Hollywood never lets mistakes like this happen a second time.

But you post here which, by default, has already put you on at least five different watch lists.

Wait, but what happened to Godzilla 2000?

I’m hopeful about Millie Bobby Brown’s career. Especially when it doesn’t involve the inevitable 20+ episode eye roll that will be Stranger Things Season 9 (Otherwise known as “1997: The Year The World Changed”). That shit will, of course, only involve her due to the fact that she’s going to have force herself to…

During this time of remembrance of those who left us much earlier than they should have, can we please discuss how in the hell this site decided to stop reviewing “Happy!”?  That show appears to be custom built for this site.

Oh, please. That’s your answer to every question.

In order to keep it accurate to real life, some random asshole would have run in from offscreen and start yelling, “Uhh, dude, this is a REPUBLIC, NOT a democracy, dude.  Jeez, get your shit straight, dude!”

What a terrible pun! That was really below the belt.

Second oldest? Who’s the first? Methuselah!

Say what you want about the flaws of the final season.

So many of you are upset about the way Jamie and Cersei died together. But I’ve got good news-

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“And as I tell thee about the fall of the Red Keep, I would keep to this one strategy that was not followed during those ancient times, my lord:

This may sound like a weird twist of fate, but it turns out Mary-Kate AND Ashley Olsen will be doing double duty playing the role.

I’m with you halfway here.

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