Is there anything more fucking stomach churning than the the thought that this motherfucker flirts?

Your name is “Pinkie Fisticuffs”, yet you like to insist on using pitchforks to attack people?

Damn. I couldn’t imagine this shit could get better.

John Schnatter took the nickname, “Papa John” obviously to somehow associate the idea that this trash cardboard and cotton pellets covered with ketchup-based sugar gravy was lovingly crafted by an authentic italian pizza chef.

What did you just write? I can’t understand it cause you’re using too much country grammar.

Are we fucking kidding ourselves?

Breathetarded?

If I had a gun with four bullets, and I was trapped in an elevator with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, a Star Wars Fan, A Trump Supporter and The Artist Formerly Known as TVLunatic, I would shoot The Artist four times.

Are you talking about Star Wars fans, or the commenters on this site?

Dear “Free Market”,

Yea, well, we never liked you either!

As I’ve said time and time again since this site change, The Avocado was something a LOT of the commenters desperately wanted for a long time i.e. for them to get all the focus on their political and personal views, outside of the articles this site made.

You should fix your auto correct.

This is all fine and good, but did they have to also use that logo for that diaper-maker convention in Chattanooga?

Dear A.V. Club,

While this is nice, it still probably won’t magnetize any of the Avocado people back here.

He’s called “The Night’s Dean”

Sorry Death... you lose! It was Professor Plum!

Wrong.

I told him the same thing when he said it in front of everybody at my nephew’s first communion.