Ha. Another net expose.

He’s basically Littlefinger, except lower on the “Likeability” scale.

He has seen a boob in person.

This is the “Harlem Shake”... Internet sensation of 2013. And it was in one of the Sandler films.

This is one Pai no one wants

EXTREME comment/username synergy

For those of you who watch the good place, remember when (Fake) Eleanor spoke about how she was messed up since her parents got divorced when she was young; meanwhile that other girl she was talking to brought up maybe the most traumatic and horrifying story of her shitty childhood, yet she ended up an amazing human…

I mean, I guess there’s just gonna be a few Moore of them.

I’ve been saying for years this “based on a true story” shit was just more ghosts and goblins gobbledy gook from crazy con people.

A cute quip is, in fact, NOT a reason to see another of these fucking tired movies about space wizards.

“MJS’ internet comment clearly had a NAMBLA-leaning bias”

I stopped caring for this entire fucking kids movie concept (that’s what they are. That’s what they were meant to be. George Lucas himself said it. Saying otherwise is ignoring the truth) years ago.

Which one’s the Queen?

If the showrunners (somehow...SOMEWAY) have Carl survive that bite, or figure out some convoluted fucking way for them to “heal” him, THAT will be the logic nail in the coffin for this show.

Tell me I’m not the only one distracted by this:

This shit was fire. Once I heard Brian Taylor was involved, I was sold.

Damn. That entire Eugene plot line was very fucking impressive.

You know, women were initially indifferent to me. They weren’t interested in sharing. My whole life no one wanted to interact with me, not even our cats when I was a kid...

Who would have thought a man whose entire career is based off shitty publicity stunts, the most yellow of journalism and slimy fucking exploitative talk shows could turn out to be a fucking piece of dog shit?

Wait, people want a season 4?