"I'll tell you one thing about Hitler: he never took any shit from magicians!"

Those, of course, were the ones with Ernie, or whatever the fuck his name was.

This will probably piss off Reese's Witherspoon.

That's also a point I forgot about.

I said this shit years and years ago when I was visiting a friend at their college in Georgia:

I don't know about culturally superior, but it is factually accurate that using bar soap creates more soap scum and bathtub rings than body wash (which washes away overall better).

These fucking kids from Iowa ruined everything.

Pff. Wi-fi is for those who conform.

Because the ones at Applebee's are made with Love!

I've lived in NYC my whole life and have been a snob about eating at chains if you live here.

It's corporate shit speak.

Obviously you're not a cool teen, if that's what you think.

Your definition of "way better" differs a lot from mine.

Applebee's

This episode has brought me to ask a general commenter survey:

Tablesetting.

I hear the way you guys keep describing this guy, but not once did I ever see him pick up a paintbrush, work with clay or even use a different weight of graphite pencil, the entire show.

As shitty as that movie was, I think that warning videos done with editing the presidential speeches was clever.

My favorite scene is when the guy tries to choke RIki with his own intestines, then the warden's henchman says, "Alright! You've got a lotta guts, Oscar!"

Dowd made a good point in one of his reviews or film-related articles (I think it was about The Jungle Book, maybe?) how the best CG that lasts the test of time is shit that is made of something that is fantastical/impossible/just can't exist in real life.