The A.V. Club

That final line is exactly how I would describe this bullshit if I could only say it in one sentence.

It's one thing to say you used to like this movie. I'm just amazed from some of these comments that there are people who still think this movie is at all good.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't that the release where they did that TV special that fuckin tanked to the point where it's still one of the lowest rated music specials ever?

For any of my fellow old backpackers out there, I'd say the first Soundbombing compilation.

God damn those fucking bees!

"Right to Work" is one of those corporate softening of language George Carlin used to talk about all the time.

**Guy Fawkes masks begin flying off the shelves at Walmarts everywhere**

Asteroids are too "organic". We need deserve that good High Fructose Corn Syrup type of annihilation!

I'm ready for the fucking nukes already Kim and Donald.

Argument Building…

Are you calling the man responsible for the Tomb Raider movie a hack?!

If it's any consolation, it's not just the staffers…

Wait…it's not 1997 currently?!

Are you describing this article, or The Big Bang Theory?

Wait, is MK4 the one where you could kick a dude's head into a fan as a level finisher then, a few seconds after it says "Fatality!", the dead player's head flies out of the fan and hits the camera?

I have news for you, Father…

Fixed. Jeez.

I think most people will agree that The Postman is one of the worst examples of filmmaker masturbation in the history of the moving image.

Shalit- Flubber