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I hope this shit goes better than the time they fired up the "Butt-Signal" over East LA.

I love how it said "Papa Waif" on the bottom.

And MUCH better ass crack!

I'm just going to call it here that Yuri's fate ends up being this season's UFO encounters.

You're right.

Oh shit, I just realized he was the son in Back To School.

I thought you were making a joke there, and replacing "give McGregor an Emmy" with "give McGregor an Emmitt".

You're just projecting.

It's not my fault I revealed that all the robots in westworld were actually gigantic Teddy Ruxpin-knockoffs.

Trutective Fartive?

You're all gonna be mad at me for this, but…

I'm most excited to see if Hawley ends off the season with the usual Fargo trope (I wouldn't even call it a trope, as I think it's actually a very interesting and unexpected way to end stories) where the main protagonist doesn't actually ever have a full on final fight/battle with the main antagonist.

There's very few things that are inherently as disgusting as people eating (in a very sloppy manner/very sloppy foods) in a bathroom.

Oh please, you fall in love with every woman ever.

Speaking of the machine gun killings, is Yuri dead?

You spelled Hollywood wrong!

I was waiting for someone to bring this up.

This is almost as bad as when John Wayne Gacy yelled, "Where's the beef?!" before his execution.

That idea was a fuck ton better than their "Cars 4: Nell" pitch.