I know one thing, if this was a videogame, they'd go into the old vaults for the name game:

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"B-Chiku,” an extremely hardcore hentai. (Do not Google it).

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Again?

You might say Mr. Wrench got Nikki out of a…

What sucks more is, up until four years or so ago, there was this lawyer in Albuquerque I knew who would definitely take his case.

Hopefully, this goes over better than the time Steve Bannon live-tweeted from the hospital after his son had his leg amputated from a boating accident.

What does Amazon's CEO have to do with this?

Won't happen. I'm wearing my Leonard Part 6 novelty gas mask that came with the original VHS I bought back in 1989.

- D.B. Cooper

By the way, Buddy, here…

Dear Jm5150,

To the commentariat with actual legal expertise/experience:

I think there's fire here and all from the smoke but, to play devils advocate, are you aware witness testimony isn't always a great tool to win a case?

I was actually surprised by how fucking dumb that move was.

Again, I never said up in this comment I expected answers to be given.

That everything before doesn't have to build to anything?

What is the nature of the afterlife and what happens after we die? Who cares.

We are the first generation of adults with the luxury of caring about such nonsense