I'm watching this shit thinking: Jesus christ, how stupid is all this?

I laughed hard when I saw Obama tear up after announcing all the kids dying.

I liked this movie and all, but did anyone else find the part where the shooter shot that infant in the face with a sawed-off shotgun, then help up the Bat Credit card to the camera and smiled, a little on the nose?

Jesus fucking christ.

Dowd just landed on Mars, and set phasers to "Ass Blast".

**Starship TSBU entered the Dowda Centauri system, only to be obliterated as it entered the A.Asteroid belt.**

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It all seems so gratuitously self congratulatory

Which is naked boobies, and explosions, and Jason Stratham saying one liners!

You wrote "clocks" insteas of clicks.

The Oscars will not change shit, other then canceling them making Trump happy.

Mini-Driver?

Did you mean to post this here, or on pornhub?

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You're telling me.

I'm not feeling good about all the punctuation hate over here.

If there's one thing we've learned here, that's an especially surprising thing to me, it's that Sean Spicer knows how to read…

Dik, please stop pushing this tired meme.

This proves, once and for all, that organizing shitloads of people and yelling at the sky does things.

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Uhh, you haven't ever been to Bridgeport or Hartford, have you?