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Bold Prediction (NOTE: This prediction was made in 1982): By the year 2016, flying cars and robots will have completely integrated into daily life. We will all be able to eat meals simply by taking a pill, and said meals will taste infinitely more delicious. Cold Fusion will be developed, ending our energy…

Wait, what was that?

Something Baz Luhrmann made is ass? Well, surprise surprise!

One of my best friend's sister's is sitting way in the back when they played here at the Apollo:

You know they still have servers up for this shit?

Well, I didn't get the article I wanted, but at least O'Neal got it in an article somewhere.

The A.V. Club

My alternative title was Assendin'

What's extra stupid about this is that a lot of the dudes rapping are already 10xs more hilarious (and seemingly acting as self parody) than any actual fake rapper.

This makes me hopeful that my World War I period piece about a british general who has a flatulence problem (I call it Farter Beneath the Trenches) might finally get picked up.

I fucking HATE this movie.

I'm actually hoping this is successful, just for the fact that maybe, just maybe, they'll be able to get funding for The Goon as a full feature:

Could you explain why? Your comment is confusing.

I asked in that article O'Neal wrote the other day (the one about the death of alt rock), I pointed out how hyper-commercialization of popular music seemed to have it's birth in 1996, and I couldn't figure out why.

**polishes monocle and puts it back on**

What's amazing is how well the concept of the in-game camera developed after this game.

Hey Chicago, be the first to win free tickets to see Dawes!

Why are you bringing U2 into this?

Actually, he ran over and downed a Whopperito. Then, like most people, he had to go to the bathroom sometime within the next five minutes afterwards.