While I know you're snarking, I'd just like to inform people that they were, in fact, created by the Japanese as a marketing tool to sell more Chinese food here.

I see your point, but did you know thermite can't melt steel beams?

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"Trust me when I tell you that you didn't want to have the mayo on it anyways."

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"Your suffering will be legendary, even in (Taco) Bell!"

I'm now wondering what Kangaroo meat tastes like.

Obviously not you. That's why your ex-wife left you.

This is the most blatant case of false advertising since my suit against the film The Neverending Story.

You think you're gonna live long enough to type that comment, you fuckin hump?

You know what was a truly overlooked film from 1996?

I'm not really sure your argument here is sound.

I've argued this to other people (and from some of the interviews I read with Steward and Colbert, this shit is somewhat accurate):

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It seems like a lot of people never liked Kilborn, but I was on board with that motherfucker from day one.

To you youngins out there,

You're being too nice, NUME.

Again, he didn't even have the most skills, and a lot of the songs he made weren't great, but his voice is just too crazy to overlook.

Word. That's a BIG problem I've had with this site.

CRAZY FACT: When Jay-Z and Dame Dash had their falling out around 2004, Jay offered ownership of ALL of his masters to Dame in exchange to own the masters for Reasonable Doubt.