I married a coworker and we’re going on our 5th year anniversary.

Almost same - lots of younger employee churn, I’m 31, live in Seattle. there oughta be a coffee meetup.

This is fascinating. Also I married a co-worker so WDIK?

Who gives a shit about actual musicians if they’re a pale imitation of their former selves? Rush had a bunch of actual musicians and they along with their fans are insufferable shits.

KNEW IT! The tree fort is going to love this confirmation.

Do you wear gold medallions to signal your virility or what?

You can start a ska band while you’re at it.

On lonely country singers at dive bars, maybe.

They let you have a computer at your spot in the haunted house of rock?

We will find you and bury you. With those awful shoes if possible.

Can we survive this shitshow first?

Ban Hammer

The worst part about this, is that I’ve been whining about this kind of historical fashion mining for at least 10 years. Anyone who wants to revive these fashions didnt live long enough in those eras to despise them.

You can wear clothes again but they look terrible, so congrats?

Could do a lot better in 2015 though.

This shoe needs its parents to take them to a barber.

Dressing like my mom is so cool now?

Stop making the same mistakes fashion industry.

Seriously, people that hate Sherman and Lynch are sycophants for the establishment. Racists to some degree as well.

Better pick up a Starbucks while you wait.