By that reasoning, Little Caesars sells pizza that eats other pizzas.

At Louisville he would have been sent to bed without his hooker.

Ohio State’s yearly temporary tattoo bill is insane!

I’ve worked for retailers with chains of about 1000 stores across the united states, and have had years where our entire print spend was shy of 3.1 million.

Not surprisingly, Urban Meyer believes that small stickers are fair compensation for team or individual accomplishments.

Not to mention he’s seemingly incapable of expressing himself without using hyperbole.

But enough about the NFL’s relationship with its fans...

I kind of want to commission some etsy artist to make her a whole set (necklace, earrings, bracelet, TIARA) made out of those little plastic fetus thingies and send it to her.

“Donald, what’s your favorite Bible verse?”

Trump learns that “Star Wars” is back.

“We love the evangelicals and we’re polling so well. This Bible was given to me by my mother, going to Sunday school. … So, we love the Bible. It’s the best. We love ‘The Art of the Deal,’ but the Bible is far, far superior, yes.”

“The ugly ducklings,” he goes on to explain, “having taken to sport as an escape and to compensate for whatever it is they lack, sex appeal, charm, ready-made beauty”

What the fuck is with all the rules? What is this, Dungeons and Dragons?

“Bill Belichick asked for the kick on the overtime coin toss.”
New England Fan: IMPOSSIBLE! The player must have made a mistake. Belichick is a GENIUS! He would never made a decision like that. I DEMAND they replay the entire game.

“Jim Tomsula got confused by a pass play.”
San Fransicso Fan: Yeah. That happens.

Not with that kind of attitude.

In the indie chocolate* business sea salt chocolate is a dime a dozen. If you have a Whole Foods near you, check out their chocolate section. You’ll probably find a bunch of sea salt bars you have yet to try.

Way to spoil the surprise for your nephew, James. Now he knows exactly what kind of institutional racism is in store for him.

where did the bad city touch you?

Remember at the end of Romper Room, she would look through her Magic Mirror and say the rhyme and then call out all the kids that she saw in television land? "And I see Michael, and Sarah, and Lisa..." I was so sad that she never saw kathotdog.