Inferiority Complex writ large.

Can’t think of a worse place to be watching a game than Buckley’s. Then again everyone I know who goes there is a ‘basic bitch’ living in Belltown who goes to Americana for brunch on Capitol Hill so they can down a pitcher of “Champers” while taking more selfies than bites of food.

Look, anything that predates the Superbowl Era is something old fans coddle because it validates their fandom, that said, Scoreboard!

Russell Wilson hands off to Marshawn Lynch to score the go ahead touchdown in Superbowl XLIX

Not a fan

The bandwagon is big enough for everyone.

Nah.

Fuck this nostalgia grab.

How old are you? Scumbag?

You really labored and concentrated on that one didn’t you?

Somepig who will love Kermie and not abuse him in a fit of rage?

Bellisimo.

If the Niners beat the Seahawks that’ll be the angriest blowjob ever. EVER.

I watch football to appreciate and ruminate on the strategy and to share the experience of optimism and disappointment with my wife. Also the fact that sports aren’t filled with predetermined outcomes is what makes them so much more thrilling to spectate than movies or scripted television for me at least. There’s also…

They’re asking you on a date to go watch the game with them.

Much like gamers, Iggles kill everything they love.

Videos all the way down

He’s very hit or miss. Still better than Fallon whose mania somehow translates into laziness of concept.

I’d rather get dental work

Only the dumbest of the dumb sports fans would be like “OH YOU THINK FOOTBALL SUCKS? IM GOING TO FIGHT YOU!”