Sports and Data Entry, my two favorite things in the world. But I play Blood Bowl.

Dude, you’ve internalized an identity related to how you spend your free time. That’s the joke.

Don’t you know that gamers are on the same level as blacks, gays and women in terms of oppression?

Same

LOL, using Jay Leno as some arbiter of comedy divineness...

It exists on an inward looking site dedicated to gaming and nerd culture. Try harder.

Offended about whether people like/dislike their hobby and thusly like/dislike them as people.

Elba called you fangirls out and that just makes you want him more.

On the money. This is why I really don’t enjoy gaming much anymore - for some people it is the single most important thing in their lives and their honor is at stake if you denigrate it. Like, holy shit, your hobby isn’t the sum of your humanity (unless you make it such and then you rightfully deserve scorn)

Does this mean gamers will finally stop shitting on the Madden franchise and people who play it since all games are equally important? Nah?

A cat’s love for their person is...

Then you went to a midwestern steakhouse at 21 and realized that if the steak didn’t kill ya, the salad would finish off the job.

I couldn’t recall off the top of my head if she was THE youngest so I went safe. I think you’re right though.

The thing that i love is how the actress was younger than some of the cast. She played ‘Grandma’ so goddamn well. But yeah, old people bonin - it’s an acquired taste through experience.

Queasy because it’s encroaching on your fanfic, or queasy because it aint easy bein easy?

Jesus christ, that is exactly it!

Who cares if Ranch dressing is dumb, buttermilk ranch is perfect for so many kinds of salads. Nobody wants goddamn satan’s jizz in their salad (AKA Kraft Ranch) but cmon, elevate your dressing game people.

100% ON THE MONEY

This sounds like a joke from a 90s sitcom. 2000 Monkeys!

Why not? Beating Legend of Zelda as a 5 year old with my Dad was awesome. Does your Dad not love you?