I will harass you with your bad taste at every opportune moment I see. I will have 1000 monkeys chained to 1000 computers producing memes at your expense until you lose your reverie for mediocre and disposable entertainment from your (presumed) childhood. Even if I don’t do any of those things, just know, you’re a…

HAHA, Holy crap, that is hilarious. Looking at some other years, the fact that Everybody Loves Raymond won an Emmy proves to me at least, that the mid 2000s were one of the lowest points in our country’s cultural history. I don’t know if being a happy person makes that show unwatchable but honestly, I don’t need to…

This kid has a punchable maw

Looking at the Emmy winners for comedies in the 90s I’d only watch Fraiser, Seinfeld and Friends in reruns now. Some of these other ones like Mad About You, 3rd Rock from the Sun, these are Hydrox.

It really fucking was.

You’re only digging yourself deeper.

Nah, if we do that we’ll never move on as a culture. I really wouldn’t cry if the 90s had never happened and I had no recollection of them especially if it means Jimmy Fallon and people like him become homeless bums as a result.

Are baseball players really such navel gazing rules lawyers like the fanbase?

I know and I love it! You’re my peoples!

Of course you got the lions boning.

This in spades. Although I have the opposite issue where recruiters want me to take pay cuts despite my 8 years experience because I lack ‘credentials’. Fine, don’t love me, I’ll stay in non profit forever!

Start sending out the CVs

Is that a rhetorical question?

Sounds like something a libertarian would say

It’s weird but I’ve had 2 FF leagues fold this year due to participation issues.

Pretty much, yes. Humans dedicate a lot of time thinking about unlikely perils

No

See, that’s the kind of crazy statement we expect!

Including the IT people and their internet commenting habits ;)