The point wasn’t that I dropped out of high school and I’m a magical wizard but rather I would have attained a lot more success in school if I hadn’t been left to my own devices with barely present parenting, especially in regards to time management with computer usage for school work.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? GETTYSBURG?! AFFINITY FOR THE SOUTH!?

Did you catch it?

Let the laughs fly free!

Now if only they could channel this into a unit on Stream of Consciousness writing

I dicked around on the internet playing video games in lieu of homework and dropped out of high school and despite my cretinous overtures on the internet, I turned out fine. My parents actually checking my homework and going over it with me as if they were grading me would have nipped that in the bud but alas, they…

Why can’t you be a bigger idealogue about this so I can hurl invective your direction? Drop that nuance like a bad habit.

Why do you think I have a dimmer switch?

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To wit, Jared Fogle had someone record him talking about his lust for teenage girls and the police took a shit ton of time to do anything about it.

I’m swiping this left.

Josh Duggar totally used the internet to find and molest his sisters.

Not having kids, so no, not worried about it.

I think distilling an idea into a strawman is a worse way to argue and you should be above that, ya know, being a law talking guy and all.

I hope you are never burdened with the prosecution of a parent for beating their closeted homosexual child to death.

I’m like Al Pacino in Devil’s Advocate mad over here. What in the fucking world is wrong with people.

I know that I’m kind of an anti social cretin but honestly, I would have told them to wrap that shit up at the five minute mark in that coarse language because if inspiration isn’t forthcoming for a good acronym almost immediately it’s going to be terrible.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT OF A SIBLING BEYOND SOMEONE TO CONSPIRE WITH AND BLAME WHEN IT ALL GOES TO SHIT!

Probably a little backwash between the two.

Backronyms are the devil’s wordplay