Marketing is the biggest sham of productivity ever.

Gamers are history’s greatest petty cretins.

Don’t you also like Fallon?

This is why you don’t publically celebrate anything.

I need to see some sort of histogram so we can rule out 10% of the women running 90% of the searches.

5 men vs 50 men

Lol, it was only 20 minutes?

I am the friend that plans everything and I feel like I’m herding cats whenever I go on a guys trip because they rarely ever express a genuine desire of what they want to do. It’s super frustrating to go to the effort of making things as easy as possible for people to just show up and socialize and even THAT is too…

Be honest, you’re waiting to trot that nugget out when your brother screws up in some hilarious bone-head fashion.

Amen. It seems like a lot of this comes down to this being the obvious rift between expressing your real desires and keeping up a facade as not to hurt feelings.

That and not even plating the salad.

Also, anyone who deeply sympathizes with the viewpoint that men and women are so intrinsically different just isn’t trying hard enough to find common ground.

Classic beta behavior, bro

But some powers are obviously better than others, i mean after all, they have to model their ideal society on animals that lick one another’s assholes.

My baby boomer mother doesn’t understand why we have a strained relationship due to her dubious insistence on self reliance. You push the baby bird out of the nest too early, they’ll never call you.

It’s helped me immensely treat people but especially women better and be conscious of the societal dilemmas that plague women. My wife is a different breed of cat so some of the stuff that is discussed here never even factors for her and its really important to get varying perspectives.

If Fantastic 4 was written today itd be about a bunch of navel gazing millennials being transformed by some freak accident a hack-a-thon and would feature powers like “expert digital middleman” and “can make all manner of venture capital disappear instantly, no matter the size”

Amen. If there are never any more Hulk or Fantastic 4 movies nobody but the worst kind of fanboy would even care or notice.

Your daily italo constitutional:

Any family that carries a grown ass child like that needs to bathe in nuclear fire, thems the breaks.