Oh yeah, how awful is it for Democratic voters that there isn’t a clowncar of idiots saying outlandish things to take a half a percentage point from Donald Trump. It smacks of a fundamental problem with the Democrats, yessir.

That family deserved to get nuked, not sorry for telling it like it is.

Isn’t this an already established genre of erotica?

LOL, I’m not even going to TRY and say that out loud.

Book It! Personal Pan Pizzas. I remember having a similar program at my middle school and thinking “Is it a good idea to link a healthy habit with something so nutritionally dubious?” Proto concern trolling I guess?

Brought to you by Zaftig Women Who Define Themselves by Their Hate of Physical Activity Stemming From Middle School Gym Class. ZWWDTTHPASFMSGC for short.

Like, maybe I don’t have hutzpah to be a movie producer based on intrinsically being critical and asking probing questions but...

Goddamnit, you’re hitting up all my material here - brando and weezer comparisons? GET OUT OF MY MIND!

HAHA, your boyfriend is every community fan ever.

Tried it, they wouldnt let me.

Or what, you’ll unravel as we walk away?

She can find a new frog to slap around and get irrationally angry at, yes.

What other green lump of boring will take her abuse?

Hella abusive.

Finally, Kermit was able to get out of that abusive relationship.

The insufferability of fans of the show was the biggest factor in me never taking an interest. I get it fans, you’re fans, you wanna talk about it, but leave me the fuck alone for 5 goddamn minutes about it.

They consumed more money on their TV show in the form of burritos than I’ll make lifetime. They’re PWT without the P.

What’s that, a well heeled white person didn’t grow up into a fount of racial wisdom?

Pirate’s Treasure could be a reference to anything even vaguely pirate related but it does make me think that a cohort is going to believe Jack Sparrow is the embodiment of piratedom, foppish hand flourishes and all.

It’s like those puzzles in the funny pages where you try and point out all the differences between two frames. I would totally make this as a puzzle answer: “Lothario Frog in Left Frame, Simpleton Grasshopper in Right Frame”