Bet you it will be as bad if not moreso.

Are these movies for people too embarrassed to watch porn?

No, that’s something I said to one of my friends when he was 17 dating a 19 year old who was like 5 months pregnant. I always thought it was funny though because as young guys we never really ever wanted to be fathers, accidentally or on purpose. I can’t explain a genuine reason that some dudes are attracted despite…

It’s lamb dressed as mutton dressed as lamb!

What is so creepy about “Can’t get pregnant if she’s already pregnant” ?

I don’t know, I have some very specific fantasies that involve a lot of people etc etc but I’m not depressed that I can’t live them out, I’m glad they’re at an arms distance and will always remain a fantasy because actually having to go through with it...it seems like a lot of work to coordinate and make happen and…

How does someone so young look so old and not in a ‘mature’ way.

I’ve always disliked the live action Turtles for being gross looking. It’s only recently that I have vivid dreams though...

I fucking hate parents that are afraid to answer questions. If they won’t I will and they aren’t going to like the answers I give. For example:

It’s like the white orc from The Hobbit mated with the Turtles. So confused and terrified.

Nightmare Fuel

Yes, salespeople are second to children in being germ factories

Super plush oversized Crown Royal sacks for all!

No, but I believe that the eternal struggle of finding the right temperature at the office would be made even harder.

Will anyone get my reference to 7Up in retort to asking if he’s still a thing? The joys of being in your 30s and knowing cultural references from 1920 to present!

Still a thing? He’s like 7 Up!

What kind of harlot finds it appropriate to have little cats on their knee socks?

“For my report on North Carolina, I’m going to take my shirt off and twirl it round my head like a helicopter”

This is a glorious amalgam of interests!

My wife stopped working about 2 years ago and hasn’t been sick with a cold, etc since then. Less contact with salespeople and less stress really helps.