Maybe Baby Boomers are the last patrons of musical theater. How else do you explain this?

“yes, I love my husband. He just gives egregiously bad facebook.”

Another litmus test on who to delete from various social media.

I think for me, it’s become an issue where I just feel gross after the 2nd drink. like stomach churning, lethargic and hot. Not nearly as fun as it was even 3 years ago.

The average citizen is not going to be victim of a crime where a first responder could or can do anything about it. I’m not worried about some robbery/burglary detective killing me...

I never want to be this shitfaced ever again. 30 is not the new 20 when it comes to drinking unless you’re an alcoholic.

The nice thing to do would be allowing your son to choose any city to root for and then as soon as he’s 18 you drop him off there and let him have a fighting chance at a good life.

I think I would respect Cleveland as a city if they just stopped following sports. Something about endless suffering just rubs me wrong.

The things some people do to part themselves with discretionary income...

Doesn’t seem like that much of a conundrum - your kid doesn’t get a sibling, he or she will never know a different life they never had with a sibling so you can let yourself off the hook. Crack open your favorite libation and celebrate!

Chapter 11 Creative Bankruptcy.

Being forced to do something and losing doesn’t seem that valuable.

I love when Conan led the audience in Chicago in singing this.

Yuck, I was wondering what the terrible smell of bad coffee and inflated ego was all about.

867-5309 ranks higher.

I get the same feeling from my vintage home made puffy paint Monster Truck t shirts.

The corgies.

One pair of Camo Cargo Shorts coming right up!

They are just a poor writer who can’t make a point succinctly - she or he could have said “I hope justice is served” and left it at that but no...they had to go the extra mile and let us know they hope the minor was abused so the brother can be punished...

You seem to hope the allegations are true because you want to see someone punished for something you recognize is awful in the abstract but in this specific case is a means to some end - one I can’t quite figure out yet. I’m sure you’re going to fill us in on why the ends justify the means, just like Dolezal would.