Why believe in a deity who is so petty and apparently lacks the balls to intervene in any meaningful way with humanity?

I played catcher through high school and if I had pulled this I would have been hit by a pitch and trucked.

looking over the ‘rules for science’ there is a cuteness exemption clause in the case of mad geniuses

She has threatened to haunt me if she gives up the ghost so caveat emptor.

BD Wong’s character should be banned from science for his hubris!

Laughed way harder at this than I should have

One of my friends considered the lack of cake a disaster. Croquembouche is fucking good though!

He’s cosplaying Principal Kuno from Ranma 1/2

There are so many things here to make fun of.

Garden variety suburban racism is still shitty. Come on.

Question - how many people thought this was about JCrew at first?

Holy shit, this is brilliant!

I call this “The Curse of the Self Righteous” All that fury and energy but directed at the smallest potatoes you could unearth.

“Let the stars decide”

As my wife and I have been together for almost 10 years, the division of labor has squarely fallen on what we’re actually good at and enjoy. I love doing laundry, dishes, trash, and the steam mop, oh how I love the steam mop. My wife likes cooking and cleaning the bathroom. My wife doesn’t like when I cook though…

I’d rather grow weed and mushrooms because those are actually kind of hard to get exactly what you want (especially mushrooms)

The first one was fun and the ‘intimate’ sex scene between mulder and scully always produces a chuckle. The 2nd one was crap. I don’t need to see skinner doing anything ever, especially boning.

Hahaha, yeah, after one pregnancy after a pill fail that was enough to make me say “If we aren’t going to want kids, lets make it super safe.” I honestly want to become a vasectomy doctor to athletes and celebs or at the very least an expert referral/sales person/spokes person for it.

Vasectomy was the best money I’ve ever spent.

The thing is, I was with a woman who did enjoy more porny style sex especially a rough finger banging and it took quite a while not to slip into that mode and go there with other partners - when you’re young you don’t have a frame of reference on different women being different or that women aren’t a bloc of…