Elasticity of demand is a wonderful thing.

I only know two speeds - full stop and full throttle.

As a guy who enjoys semen play it’s really about making me feel worthy of doing ‘gross’ things with. Indulging me in that way makes me feel particularly special. It’s like, ‘not only are you interested in my orgasm, but you want it, up close and personal’

Freedom of expression unless you’re black.

Kids are terrible at educating themselves about things that will be relevant to their lives 5-10 years down the road.

Pass the hat around folks, this might take a while ;)

Most parents don’t have nuance or levity when it comes to the idea of their children having sexual agency. Even if the incident wasn’t as overtly over the top as this, I’m sure there would still be hand wringing parents who aren’t comfortable with their kids being more informed about all the facets of sexuality that…

I thought the same but I don’t know if Gawker would qualify.

I am totally incapable of finding something serious to hang my hat on here - “Remember when you missed Grandma’s dying words because you were scoping out Hitachi Magic Wands? Well guess what Grams left you in the will...”

That would have just added to the intrigue of the whole fracas

I feel that some fraction of sex toys are made on a bet on the demographic who will purchase it:

Another home run from the art dept.

Win some lose some.

Given a lot of parents’ reaction, nope. This worked out far better.

No offense to www.shoperotic.com but that is the least erotic thing I’ve seen all day.

Doubt it.

Wah wah wah, trigger warning wah wah wah

I think it’s a great idea because fuck your regressive sexual mores.

I want a dramatized version of her story where she is portrayed by Jennifer Love Hewitt. Make this happen now!

What purpose could this possibly serve?