I’d have more sympathy for sports journalists if sports journalists weren’t so rampantly awful and self important.

Wheres the bears?

Is anyone who isn’t a fan of the show going to see this shit? It looks fucking terrible.

I bet there’s at least a handful of pedophiles and rapists in that sanctified neighborhood. GTFO piety.

Summer to do list:

Mrs. L sounds awesome!

It’s a really small market here and actually, if you know anyone in the real estate biz, there’s an opportunity to cash in on the niche since one of the two real estate agents in the area who specializes in co-ops is retiring.

You also own shares in the cooperative which has all sorts of benefits and liabilities legally. That is why co-ops tend to sell for less than comparable condos - people don’t want to be invested like that.

A co-op is as good or bad as its members. A HOA is an excuse to lord over your neighbors. I can tell you right off the bat that we wouldn’t want people buying a share of the co-op if they are using the unit in a way that is deleterious to the other shareholders lives like bringing in small dogs or renting out a unit…

I live in a co-op and I don’t even want dogs in the building, much less a sticky jam handed child sharing a 1 bedroom apt with their parent(s).

What’s a tourist going to do with it other than have a good laugh back at home? Environmental disaster that causes world famine and your potential progeny resorting to violent cannibalism at the very worst pales in comparison to documentation of you barfing on vacay? Being abducted by a mutated sadist while camping is…

I work in travel and tourism. Why do people go to Iceland? It has never resonated with me as a travel destination because the travel time incurred, the stuff to do once you’re there, and the food not being palatable. What makes it a ‘dream vacation’ to the people who go there? And why is it mostly people 35 and under…

“Whoa Whoa, who do you think you are, drinking your Dad’s brand in some hollow search for authenticity in modern suburbia”

She wishes she could afford monthly tanning at Desert Sun but they don’t pay her enough.

This shirt is a little on the nose with the retro 90s media revival.

Why is everything a fucking ‘challenge’. There is no challenge here. Fogging the mirror challenge next?

This is one of those things that makes me thankful that I haven’t invested any time in trying to understand it. I would die.

Timeless terribly insipid and uninspiring art.

And what do they get out of it. My favorite stories from buyers are the ‘why’ of choosing the piece. I can’t imagine someone giving an earnest explanation as to why any one of these speaks to them and they are incapable of reproducing the results for themselves. It’s maddening!

Lot of scorn to go around but honestly, who are the shitheads attending this and buying it? I can’t imagine caring about art enough to buy such work, even if you appreciate it solely as a tongue in cheek commentary on the art world. There are less gauche things in the art world than instagram photos you could pick up.