“Upon first hearing a chugging sound, early trappers believed that a steamboat was coming down the river. When the trappers saw that there was no steamboat, and that the sound was coming from a hot spring, they decided to name the spring Steamboat Springs”

I’ll be your vandalizing henchman, no probs.

Back to champagne!

On to cava!

obviously, just the ones who obviously need help with trying to operate with their lunacy in secular society.

As long as I get to reassure people that the abortion is for the best, I’ll take those leftover bagels.

Religious people need an introductory course to logic and analogies.

How come I’ve never been invited to work for Big Abortion?

This list was written by a clean and lactose intolerant child.

I wish that shows had the time to figure out their strongest parts before they got shitcanned. Gotham suffers from having too many boring plots. Bruce and Alfred is boring shit and unnecessary and the child actor is garbage. Focus on Fish and Penguin, its the strongest part of the show!

Sometimes it is, sometimes it isn’t, it varies paycheck to paycheck and plans with friends and shows around town. Generally any difference is about 50 bucks (I have a spreadsheet tracking this stuff, I shoulda been an accountant!). We both try to be budget conscious and have a little left over so we can splurge on…

They’re roughly equal, usually within a 50 dollar difference - depends on whats happening around town and if there is something that is a larger necessity for the individual (like shoes/jackets/generally clothing items over 75 bucks) than it is for our couple. she smokes a pack a day so a portion of her allowance goes…

No nanny needed but a cat sitter, we would pay his weight in gold! El gato es real.

I think you’re thinking of the worst possible power exchange. My wife and I both have allowances that we draw from our joint checking account. When she decided she didnt want to work as an executive assistant any longer I became the sole provider of income. She’s always wanted to retain some aspect of financial…

I went there to eat food during a deluge in August and nothing else in the vicinity seemed open or cheap (Should have gone to Kaiser Maxmillian’s). It was the worst mistake I’ve ever made in PV and I got roped into a timeshare presentation, just to give you a frame of reference.

Yeah, my parents are just kind of boring and suburban, their interests and hobbies and life aspirations are contra to a lot about my life (I’m a goddamn ascetic hippie!) Their divorce didn’t have those illuminating effects, it basically meant I was by myself or with friends from 13 onward since both of them escaped…

I was on my own at an earlier age than my peers and I have a very different trajectory in life than either of them starting with me dropping out of high school at 17. Starting next year both my parents will live within an hour or two of me, which after 11 or so years of living at least 800 miles from them will…

Put quotes around hunk so I don’t get impulsively litigious

I feel you and am closer to you than the daily callers. I think the odd thing is finding your parents interesting enough and aligned to your lifestyle and choices to have meaningful conversations with very frequently. I can call up my Mom or Dad and shoot the shit about the Chicago Cubs or Ohio State football for an…

Can relate to this spectacularly - my Dad knows I don’t watch Dave but he still tells me almost every joke from the previous night’s episode if we’re hanging out.