Lack of vowels curdle my bowels

Exactly! I go into chronology mode and from there I’m fitting in the bits and pieces of info I do have.

I don’t think it’s even about thinking about other people during sex or allaying that insecurity in another person though. I guess I am at a loss for people in relationships where someone’s mind doesn’t fill in the pieces after knowing the experience and partner for a sufficient amount of time.

Less history more “I’m worried about another man’s latent seed up in there”

I guess where I’m coming from is that I have a lot more experience than my wife and it only became apparent, over time, because I would reference a person I had been dating and it was implied that I had sex merely by dating them (Since my wife and I had sex on our 1st date and with the history she thinks I’m a big ole…

I was thinking about the subconscious tally I run during the course of talking about it, but okay.

Sure, but if you’re having this kind of conversation, do you actively avoid doing a back of envelope sum of all your partners in your own mind? You don’t even let it enter your consciousness?

“I had a girlfriend who had an insatiable appetite for sex but she was a horrible person for me to be in a relationship with. I dated her because she fulfilled a nagging insecurity in myself which was related to how I perceived myself as blah blah blah blah blah.”

The contents? lol

How can this NOT come up at some point? Do you just pretend you didnt exist before you met one another? When you talk about things you did or didnt like in a past relationship, you don’t bring up sex?

Are you kidding me? This is a great way to get your dude to lick your legs. Provided your dude likes gravy.

72 weeks is a much better test but usually its the parent that cracks.

Christiano Ronaldo: #1 Masturbator

I told my dad about my vasectomy about 2 weeks after I got it. He was supportive. I didn’t tell my mom until she started talking about moving closer to me a few weeks ago. She freaked out.

That’s what my wife would say too but since I married her and I relate more to her experiences growing up than people 3 years younger than me, I have a closer affinity to her generation than a lot of people in mine. She was born in 80, me in 83

This is the ultimate trump card - Yes parents, you kind of did make a mistake in having me, and now that I’ve pointed it out to you, maybe you should get over yourself and your desires.

Other people’s feelings matter = I need grandkids now!

They need to move on this because...

Maybe this could be a wakeup call to the mother in law that her desires aren’t that important and she should let her children live their lives.

Let them spend their money but by no means should you put up with bullshit related to the choices they make.