Because I can’t relat to anyone who is a supposed millennial despite being 31. the cultural experiences of people just 3 years my junior are different than mine. This sounds like people 22-28

The thing is, almost anyone with an ounce of civility can have a better life and job than a cop.

Maybe the problem is millenials shouldn’t include people born before 1985.

These names! Does every truck racer have a fictional sounding name?

It can be good and bad. In Mexico our host’s boyfriend discovered my wife and I are pretty big potheads so his boyfriend was able to score us a joint! Was a pleasure smoking it pool side, sipping on a margarita, having a cigarette afterwards. Completely adulterated pleasure.

I love how Dreamy is a go to adjective to describe men.

Synergy, Make Me a Better Jem Movie!

“I want his Dadbod!”

Don’t get me wrong, I love a lot about Jem but there are some times where it insults the audience’s intelligence.

Hanna Barbera only ever wrote one script for all their shows.

They’re too mediocre to remake

It makes it harder but the distinction rarely matters except in the academic pursuit of remediation. Either way, you’re not full in control.

I think gambling is one of the middle ones where it has manifestations of addiction from a social standpoint but it’s all dopamine and reward systems that are self instigated. I say that as a gambling ‘addict’ whose been bet free for a good amount of time now because I know how it spirals out of control when I get in…

I am addicted to coffee, I play Blood Bowl compulsively. One is motivated by physical dependence and the other, psychological/emotional itch scratching. At least that’s the distinction that I make. Sadly either one can really interfere with living the life you want to and in this case it’s neither here nor there…

There’s addiction and then there’s compulsion.

How many of these can I put up on the window of a Desert Sun before the cops are called?

Unlike Yelp, IMDB’s right just enough to not worry about inaccuracies. Wiki is for everything else to do simultaneous research on.

I’m a dumb pothead but even this is too much for me.

Something tells me it’s more than just shaking ‘em with his hands.

A rockstar of fellatio, Mr. Yorke illustrates proper mouth wideness.