How could he possibly not be alive? Soaps are gonna soap.

It’s like how scum collects in various stagnant parts of a pond.

Father/Daugher, Mother/Son Dances. None of us know how to dance, don’t make us to do it.

Countdown to some shithead Cards fan talking about classiness...

I care more about the cat in the lower left. What’s his deal?

For some women yes it’s a thing but not for even most women.

What a stupid set of priorities.

FORESHADOWED!

“Miguel, drilling that sex aquifer, draining the sex rivers and sex lakes of all that sex. The town can’t survive!”

My wife’s first comment was exactly this!

I never thought I’d be on the side of a hedge fund...

Maximum Emotional Overload

No worries, I didn’t even see it, hahaha. Every friend who has ever been in a band has had to kick someone out for some reason at some point and its never done well.

But typical for a band.

Because a lot of people who live in Brooklyn are insufferable about it and think it’s a VERY IMPORTANT THING, LIVING IN BROOKLYN and it’s fun sending them into a tizzy about it.

I live in the hearts of Americans everywhere.

HAHAHA

Nice stock photography shoot.

I’m a dude and even I know how ridiculous that statement was, no matter how much it might indulge my fragile ego.

pay nerdybirdy or gtfo.