Please, a paid professional is always the best source on giving it like it is. Friends? They’re fucking compromised.

I would book this guy only because I find his candor refreshing.

GAH!

You can at least tell them to shut the fuck up with this body snarking BS. If you need a loudmouth jackass to do it for you, I am available for parties, bar mitzvahs and funerals.

Omg, when my wife goes through all the positions and busts out 5th position...my fragile mind can’t handle it. How do your limbs do that? I can barely touch my toes, that stuff is like body alchemy.

Goddamn, people are giving you grief over what looks like the platonic ideal of normalcy in womanhood? Goddamn. I’m not one to shower praise on someone unduly so when I say this...

Hot damn, that’s a hot take I can get behind.

I’ll be perfectly honest with you. People who stand all awkward with their arms or legs all twisted every which way...they annoy me. But you’re probably a peach so I will only judge you a tiny bit.

Yup and I can’t get enough of the bristling neckhairs of Brooklynites who are wounded by it.

Hopefully your research has control groups. cmon, throw us a bone.

I know and in that context its hella patronizing.

Biggest fears, pun intended.

Yeah, there’s probably a better word for it but I can’t place my finger on it.

I mean, the men you’re referencing are oblivious to any external critique and wear it like a badge of honor. They probably like Adam Sandler too, unapologetically.

A triumph of name/comment singularity.

Desky is perfect!

I am both greedy for lunch and sex so you’ll have to be a bit more discerning in this. It’s not fair to part you with your lunch money if I’d happily have sex with just about anyone who makes me laugh.

Allison [Davis]: My friend has a theory that men with dadbods and doughier tummy areas are good at sex — better, even — than, say, a ripped-abbed man, because their guts push against your pubic bone in a pleasing way.
I also think dadbods might be more enthusiastic oral-sex-givers. Perhaps to compensate for their lack…

Some men won’t. I don’t get self perception absent external feedback though.

Which foot is which?