I know right? Every time I feel down I remember “Ya know, that Jagr pic with the jersey over the shirt and tie and the ‘get me out of here’ look will make me feel good”

It’s like you’ve never watched a finesse European winger.

Actually, I think we need a cathartic release valve to heap all our scorn for stupid shit on. Kim K is that valve.

Euro hockey players would totally rock the turtleneck with blazer look and that haircut. I’m trying to dig up Pavel Bure pics.

Can these guys get any more European, good god, I feel like I’m looking at either soccer or hockey players.

Whoever buys this is doing you a favor in signaling that you should not know them.

Just recently there was a guy harassing a woman on the bus ride home and I tried to be like “Dude, you’re not only annoying everyone on the bus but can’t a woman just be left alone in public?” and then he took a swing at me with a bottle of iced tea. Luckily he ran off the bus because the driver was also having none…

Criminal Injustice System.

What are you talking about? Never have I seen such sore winner in my life but hey you created an account just to antagonize Seahawks fans. It was a great defensive play to win the game for the Pats, whoopdeedoo, it’s football and it happens, we make jokes to deal with it.

4 years for raping and kidnapping...

at least it wasn’t popo-zao

Is it more or less clever than situating yourself in the middle as the final arbiter of clever?

Good, don’t.

But it’s still better than Dunkin Donuts coffee. I really don’t know whether I hate Bostonians or pity them.

I really wish Pitbull was Senor Feeture. The laugh alone has caused me to tear up laughing.

Either this is the most subtle snark I’ve ever enjoyed or you’re being earnest and I feel bad that this is somehow an illustrative accomplishment of friendship.

The opportunity for train double entendre is immense.

Fancier than a gangbang? Well I never...

It’s nice that these fellows remember there’s a leg day, somewhere in there.

Isn’t that the dumbest aspect of a lot of these makeup tutorials?