The filing on this is the most important part of the article.

My thoughts exactly. I remember when I had chlamydia at 21 and started thinking...ya know, a few more years and this could actually be beneficial, but apparently my wisdom is gross.

And the thing is, that hasn’t changed in the 12 years I’ve lived here. Just a tad more people than before which IMHO as a homeowner is a good thing.

For Players and Managers ONLY!

Nice Forever Knight typeface (or font, whatever you pedant comic sans hating typography snobs call it)

Drown me in a vat of the stuff, please, thank you.

Thanks Quark!

I like how one mode of advertising is surreality.

What if you’re a radfem who wants to subvert your own political views by being tied and flogged by a moustached villain who may or may not tie you to model railroad tracks?

You don’t have to drink shit coffee and eat shit donuts any longer.

A lot of people in Chicago left for California in the mid 80s, my parents included. Now I’m up in Seattle and I think I want to stay forever.

I love Thousand Island Dressing. I would fucking drink it with a straw.

Start by being In N Out.

Maybe there was errant Buffalo Sauce and Bleu Cheese?

Because the smugness emanates from the “purity” of the game.

And the thing is, I played soccer for the entirety of my youth until I was 16 and left high school. I love playing the game but everything above that...it’s just the same awful bureaucratic nightmare as any sport in the world.

And yet soccer fans still persist with this smug superiority complex.

Kids just don’t understand a good Bo Derek reference when they see it.

What kind of jail? One in the Austrian/Swiss Alps?

Good effort, good hustle.