With the sale of Elysian to Inbev, I feel you but on the other hand...

She can’t appreciate Bill Nye talkin’ ‘bout bonin’. that alone is a setback of epic magnitude.

I paid 800 bucks for my vasectomy but it was like 15 minutes of actual procedure and less than 3 days of downtime. Totally worth that. One of my wife’s friends had her husband get one through the VA hospital because he served in his early 20s. 1 week downtime and much more invasive.

These people who talk about holding an aspirin between knees are ridiculous - it’s as if there is nothing but missionary. Guess what ignoramuses, you can do it from behind and those legs have never been tighter!

If only all of those movies were decent or even watchable the 2nd time around. Wedding Singer is probably best in show only because it has a grounded plot.

I’m impressed that so many people on Jez don’t like this. Let go of your childhoods, they’re gone, finito, done.

I suppose so, yes, that would qualify. Making Sandler the butt of the jokes (I really did enjoy the explanation for why alligators are angry all the time in The Waterboy) and antagonist as some moustache twirling villain would be a start.

I hope its not because you can’t reconcile your childhood with his adulthood.

I appreciate this from the standpoint that I acutely care about categorization.

Better give me all the 20 dollar bills in your wallet to lighten the moral burden on your pocketbook.

If they’re in on the joke, let them be the leads and let them write the fucking jokes that put idiots like Sandler, who trade in garbage humor, in their place.

Maurice Clarett would have loved that opportunity.

And thusly, it is why you’re a writer and I’m a stats obsessed probability junkie.

It’s painful, isn’t it?

It really is the most effective way to rub the inanity of these laws into their face.

Maybe among evangelical Christians it hurts...but I don’t think most secular people give a flying fig who is fighting for them so long as its somebody.

Final question. Whats the $ per hour all accounted for? I have a game hobby that takes up about 20-30 hours per week, isn’t readily monetized and I always imagine “ya know, I could be making some nice walking around town money if I gave up this hobby and tried my hand at something else.”

Dang. I was really hoping for one of those “discoveries” made by children that breaks their mind.

So when you buy your kids ice cream cones do you pull the cash from the “Grocery Budget” envelope or the “Erotic Stories Slush Fund” envelope?

Also, how cool is “The Oven” for a stadium. Well, I think it’s cool.