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Smooth Slamming sounds like a genre of music played on The Quiet Storm KBLX 102.9 FM.

A MONSTER OF WINNING THE PUBLIC’S AFFECTION

Art Dept Fully Vested 401ks and sabbaticals every 3 years NOW

Art Dept 3 Weeks Additional Paid Vacation NOW!

Art Department Raises NOW!

I’m sure these will be great in the oven that is Levi’s Stadium.

“We ran out of original ideas! Quick, someone do a photo spread in the pastiche from the 1980s or 90s.”

I like Tina Fey for her wacky sense of humor and think she’d sell the Dadbod wanting. Insert whatever zaftig comic that would satisfy you, I don’t care.

“Larger the cod, smaller the rod.”

Spike Lee is at least representing his love of the Knicks. Louis CK? What, his dark heart?

He makes you feel young for the right reasons, then the wrong reasons.

I bet Duggars are mad jealous.

Saw Hippo at #1, didn’t read rest of list. Already satisfied.

Asimo is disheartened by the heartbeat requirement.

Now we can reshoot all those Bod commericals.

Family, can’t live with ‘em, can’t live with ‘em.

You know what’s scarier than having a retributive ghost pick your friends off one by one over Skype? Hanging out with your friends on Skype when you live within a mile of one another. Go to your friends house, hang out. Goddman kids.

“So what if I did it coppers? You’ll never make it stick, nyah!”

It barely got a response and I admitted that yes, one of my character flaws is I look down on people who have self-esteem issues tied to their appearance, especially when they’re like a hop skip and a jump away from being conventionally attractive and when they pin all their self esteem issues on one aesthetic thing.