$20 sunglasses?!?!? Well laaaaa-deeee-dahhh, Mr. Zuckerberg.

I’m sure those early workloads have no correlation to the fact that his arm damn near fell off and he became a reliever.

Barry, couldn’t it be Price saying, ‘maybe Eck being so good, he doesn’t really get how hard it could be for XYZ pitcher, who’s trying his damnedest.’

Meh. It’s unreasonable to compare that stat across eras. That’s 38 years ago, suffice it to say it’s a completely different game today with different usage patterns against different hitters. If you magically transported Price back in time to pitch in 1979, I suspect that the guy who led the AL in IP last year would…

Nothing inspires confidence quite like a billionaire liquidating assets.

*ineptitude

What the fuck is a gender reveal party?

People who take their kids to breweries and bars that also happen to serve some food are the worst of the worst. They are all, without reservation, 20 and 30-somethings who don’t want to give up their lifestyle of going out and getting tanked but are too cheap/stupid/whatever to get a babysitter. I don’t want to…

The haka, performed by the New Zealand All Blacks rugby team

They are going to be winning at least 35 games a season in two or three years.

Lejumper

LoThario, duh.

LeTorneau I think

“I bet it was the middle brother that played last night.”

Hopefully, with Tatum and Ball, now the Celtics and Lakers will finally have a couple of superstars to go up against each other that they’ve sorely lacked throughout their franchise histories

His father has made it substantially further while acting like one.

If only he had a father figure in his life.

I thought using “LaVar Ball” canceled out “Fuck”. English grammar is so confusing.

That or institutional indifference to child rape.

The counterclaim did not specify what was intolerable.