I beg to differ. Nobody profited more of the triangle offense than Billy Isosceles.

Do you really think Phil Jackson would be remembered as a great coach if it weren’t for MJ, Kobe and Shaq?

Yes.

Yes.

Yeah. I mean, if there is one thing Deadspin should know, it’s bankruptcy.

DeFault!!!

Fourth grade.

+9.7 Wags Above Replacement

Sleep on a friends couch until BestBuy is hiring.

My son already ate his ass up twice

Using logic on Lavar Bell is like administering medicine to a corpse.

I wanted and still want the Celtics to take Fox and this just makes me want him more Celtics lakers beef Is good for the NBA.

White people who don’t think whites get preferential treatment from cops just haven’t had any fun.

If I had a Schilling for every bad political take by athletes...

All he had to do was not tweet. That’s it. And he couldn’t even not do that.

My dad works with George Springer’s dad; He said that for years, George Sr. would play up George Jr’s accomplishments and they’d all roll their eyes. “George is going to start for varsity as a freshmen”. “George is going to make the All-State team”. “George might get drafted, but he’s going to get a full ride to…

Did you just write about a unique bat and then not post any pictures of it?

I didn’t realize FYE still existed. Or that physical media was still desirable.

I’d go for one of those stores in Texas that sells liquor and guns.