The fact that an adult human cares enough about this to sue is astonishingly pathetic. Get a fucking life, dude.

Unorthodox strategy by the Bears but at this point you have to try anything to keep someone in a Packers uniform from crossing midfield.

Definition of a slow news day: “Breaking Story: Packer Fan Shows Himself a Self-Entitled Whiner.”

Tell him to stop filing these fake lawsuits and get back to writing the next Game of Thrones book.

Disgusting that the Bears would treat a team owner like this.

When you attack spelling, you’d better be careful. Correctly it’s “50s” not “50's.” (Also, that last ellipsis has an extra dot.)

*Thinks about New York fans*

“Character issues.”

And any TPS reports please.

What good is the pill if your lady is in a separate bathtub?

Right? I’m not sure what there is to upset about here.

RYAN’S CLOSED? NEXT YOU’RE GOING TO TELL ME PONDERO-

It’s OK. ESPN will just fire some more people.

Yeah but, as Hoosiers, we made all our money back at the HomeTown Buffet.

Tell me more about discount Cialis in Cheyenne....you know, for science.

Obviously they won’t go. No one in the NBA supports a travel ban.

Between this and his mouthguard-chewing, arm-waving antics he really is like the world’s biggest, oldest 10 year old boy.

Would it be bad to say that this is probably the closest we’ll ever get to seeing someone punch Curry’s mouthguard out of his annoyingly gnawing mouth? And if this is as close as we’ll get, I’m glad I got to see it?

the decade old stench of Notre Dame and Charlie Weis maybe?

All Cosby needs is one juror to agree to agree with the quote from the article. It’s not about him proving his innocence. They need to prove his guilt in this case. And she continued to see him even AFTER the advances. Why?