It’s honestly impressive. Standing firm after having your passport by taken away by your home country and being labeled a terrorist? That takes some courage.

Normally I would say he probably wouldn’t get deported for this, but now I wouldn’t be so sure.

Jokes aside, Kanter is being pretty brave about all this.

Enes, if you need a place to crash and lay low for a while, hit me up. I got you bro.

this is exactly why I’ve never dated her.

Also, how is boning a seductive vampiress remotely comparable to screwing a grizzly bear?

Would you fuck a grizzly bear? Of course not.

What, and fuck it through the sheet? This isn’t some Orthodox Jew wedding night, I wanna see it all.

Counterargument.

What about a ghost? How was this article not published as a ranking of supernatural creatures by propensity-to-bone?

Nothing would be greater than the Celtics AND the Lakers passing on him and him ending up in Philly.

More raisist than sexist but whatever.

Drew agrees with you.

Exactly. It’s like...

Right? Undermanned team loses best player, comes back from 21 down to beat Lebron’s team on last second 3 pointer. That’s a great story!

If you’re going to shit on an underdog’s 21-point comeback capped by a buzzer beater, then you’re actively trying not to enjoy these play-offs. I mean, I understand they’ve been mostly butt, but come on.

Well yes, but this isn’t about watching basketball. Burneko is upset because the storylines on his favorite soap aren’t as interesting as they were last year.

I mean, you’d about have to, right?

I think he’s afraid that the other Madison Bumgarner he dated will find out that he cheated on her with Madison Bumgarner.

Good investigative journalism. It might have been an attempt by Madison Bumgarner (pitcher) to zest up a story from “I knew a girl in high school with the same name!” to “I dated a girl in high school with the same name!” which actually arises to being an interesting anecdote. Now Madison Bumgarner (pitcher) is…