Sometimes I think people are overly hard on Simmons due to jealousy and because he makes it so easy, but wow. Just...wow.

To be fair, no one knows anything about women’s basketball.

The real reason they didn’t invite him is that his mother would’ve come as well.

Wait they talk about sports here? When?

Wow, Timothy Burke not having a fucking clue what he’s talking about. HUGE SURPRISE EVERYONE

The important thing to remember is that Luke Walton is a douche.

Ahhh you, still a moron

Why not you, self, fuck

She sounds like a real bitch. Whine to someone else.

You’re a fucking imbecile. You don’t even deserve a debate.

Counterpoint: NO!

Criminals they ain’t, either

They should count themselves lucky to be treated as an afterthought. No one cares. Girls playing hockey? Gross

I bet you’re fun at parties

Sure did win a lot for being such a bad leader

Um, that’s kind of the point, chief. They don’t have anyone you want taking threes at the end of the game, so he has to.

You are dumb. Let’s leave it at that and move on.

You know nothing about football.

Well he wants you to see it from his eyes, and he has a pretty narrow view of things.

I wonder how gangster he would look if he were trying to hit the five hole and Reuben filled.