As a social worker, let me tell you the problem with that plan: Nobody ever has it in the budget to hire people like me to address these things.

I remember when that whole Elian Gonzalez debacle had just reached a fever pitch back in 2000 and I think Hustler was classy enough to offer that twenty-something surrogate mom/cousin of Elian’s a porn deal.

I did indeed notice your efforts! I hope Fedupcompletely isn't too pissed off that people didn't storm the gates and demand my immediate return to the greys.

I’m not sure what caused the confusion, but I’m the guy that person was complaining about. I’m saddened that you think I’m a troll. I don’t use the word “retard” in any of my posts.

It gets pretty insane in there; I’ll admit.

I appreciate the support! Thank you!

Thanks, LYSF!

Oh, allow me! This here is what that idiot is objecting to.

How to Talk to Girls at Parties is an awesome story. Very short, very fun.

Yeah, but how do you REALLY feel?

I take it back, then. I'm glad that pornhub is so committed to helping women. Good on them for providing this scholarship.

If you’d like to make the case that porn purveyors have been great for women, then ok....

If pornhub doesn’t contain mostly the pernicious kind of porn, I suppose I can tip my hat to them, then.

This might sound a bit second-wave of me to say, but I don’t feel hugely comfortable giving kudos to a company that benefits from the degradation of so many women just because they do a solid for this one woman.

Well, the thing about wine is that not only does it have calories, but the alcohol, being a depressant, also slows the metabolism. That being said, I won’t ask you to give it up, because that would require a nobility of you that I myself don’t possess.

Christmas is largely a pain in the ass. Expenses, forced intimacy with family, who needs the headache?

You look great, but what I’d really love a closer look at is the library you’re obscuring. I always love seeing other’s bookshelves. When we were looking for a new apartment years ago, my wife would scold me for only scoping out people’s book collections and talking with them about authors while she was trying to ask…

Cut out your liquid calories, and the pounds stay off easier. No juice or coffee, no beer or eggnog. Stick to water and watch what happens.

He should be kissing the hem of your garment! That isn’t easy to find anymore!

I had a friend who saw all the brand labelling on his toys and decided that Santa just stole the toys from other kids and gave them to him, because no way elves could make Hot Wheels.