So weird to hear about an elderly lady of that era being that cool.

This is pure truth. Every single word.

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You might enjoy this:

Around 1992, 11-year-old me and my cousin’s friend were helping my cousin’s family change residences. In an old toy box in the basement, we found all kinds of donated toys, and he and I were OVER THE MOON THRILLED to find some old Star Wars action figures. We were geeks, and my cousin wasn’t, so we felt entitled to…

I assume your phone is jammed with phone calls. The bloom is mostly off the rose for me as far as Star Wars things go, but you've brought that old feeling roaring back.

Holy moly, she was a saint, bro.

Those fingers at the ends of your rat-paws are good for more than just masturbation. You can also use them to scroll past things you don't want to read,

Yeah, I thought he died too.

Oh no. The world does not need this movie.

Yeah, and Frasier flipped out and tried to guilt them, but they were like: “The marriage is over! What did we even do wrong?”

If it ever comes to nextflix, you might give it a try. It was funny to me and I was in my early teens when I was watching it. Won tons of Emmys, so they were doing something right.

Lol! I can see how if someone watched the show only half-listening they might come away with that impression!

I was too, until I remembered that episode of Frasier.

In the nineties everyone marvelled at how the Internet was an “information explosion”. Now it just seems to be an explosive voiding of the bowels.

I just checked, and I’ll admit I’m stultified by the stupidity of the questions; but the top answer seems to always be the correct one.

Ditto! I'd have been so embarrassed not to know these things as a teen! And I managed to find the info in a pre-Internet world. Now it seems like the info should find these kids even if they aren't looking for it.

People in this country are really stupid. I mean bone-stick-stone stupid.

I’m not excusing “abstinence only” education, but teenagers today must be dumb as ditchposts of they don’t understand what the hell a condom is for, or how babies are made.

I suppose it would kill the joke if they went into further explanation, but did they say what the hell the other bases were?